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saxihighlandck"How long have you had these delusions of being a vampire?"
*blinks* About 2 and a half years since my mate was shot… thank you. No.. I am not delusional honey, you are.
"What are you feeling in this moment, towards me?"
Annoyed. I am only here because they are making me. *evil smirk* *Sweet smile* *purrs* Well should I demonstrate why we are sexual creatures? You do look rather tasty.
"Why do you feel the need to hide your injuries and your pain from those
closest to you?"
I can't hide it. My mate hunts me down and makes me find Alexx. I do the same to him.
"While it is always good not to bottle up your feelings are you sure guns
are the answer?"
I carry because I need to. I protect people. Yes, sometimes they are the answer.
"So why do you feel the need to identify and act out these fictional
characters?"
We're not the fictional characters, the shows are. They just hated Speed's character and shot him… Speed wasn't pleased.
"Has anyone ever told you that you have anger management problems?"
No. *raises an eyebrow* No one has ever told me that. Why would they? *smiles*
"How long have dead people been talking to you?"
About… seven years… When I hired my lovely mate, that's when I started talking to dead people.
"Do you have any suicidal tendencies against specific people?"
Don't you mean homicidal?
"What do you think has caused this obsession with licking everything? "
I don't lick everything
"Tell me about your family. "
What can I say. I killed my father who killed my mother. My brother, his wife, my niece and nephew are in Brazil with Yelina's 'family'. My mate and the clan *is* my family. Back off.
"Why is it you think the kitten is after you?"
It's not. It's mine. It doesn't go after me. *smiles*
"Do you often think flying purple dragons steal your personal items?"
Yes because he steals my damned sunglasses.
"I see...is it that you don't *realize* that they are family or is it that
you just don't care?"
Do you *really* want me to answer that?
"Interesting. Just why do you think Agent Gibbs is always behind you? "
He has my back but you really need to ask Tony DiNozzo that question.
"Why do you feel the need to carry a gun?"
I'm a criminalist lieutenant. I am a police officer. It's needed. It's part of my job.
"I see. And you think that violence is the solution to your problem?
When people attack my people? Yes. I protect my friends and family.
"How far would you go to protect those close to you?"
*growls softly* want to find out ma'am? Keep asking me personal questions.
"Whose expectations are you trying to live up to, yours or what you perceive
others to be?"
No ones. I'm trying to be better than my father and I am.
"Why do you feel the need to take care of everyone? Is this a good thing or
a bad thing?"
Because I protect my friends and family. It's a very good thing. Might want to try it sometime.
"Why do you think cookies (or chocolate) will solve everyone's problems?"
Because chocolate covered Speed is the best. *wicked smirk*
"When you imagine the world around you, what do you think that the nerfdart represent?"
That's about the time I find my mate and take cover in the library.
"What is it about your mate's blood that makes you want to have sex with
them?"
Because he's so sweet and you will never understand until you are turned and have a mate.
"Did you ever think that obsessing over your boss could be detrimental to
your career?"
*snort* my boss is a bastard sometimes. I do not obsess over him.
"Do you ever wonder why everyone seems to think you're a surly bastard?"
No one has ever told me that. I see myself rather compassionate thank you.
"Isn't it possible that the motorcycle is an attempt to cover your own
perceived inadequacies?"
*smirks* My mate has the bike and he is not covering up any inadequacies.
"Do you think that these nightmares could stem from some tragic event in
your past? "
I know they do. I've been dealing with part of them since I was 17 and part of them for the last year and a half.
"Mmm hmm, and what does the little purple dragon say to you?"
We hold wonderful conversations. He's a lot smarter then people think. Quite the conversationalist.
"Do you really think killing anyone looking at your mate funny is not a form
of jealousy?"
Yes.
"Are you sure that growling at people coming to close to your mate is the
right thing to do?"
*leans in* Yes. Want to try my reaction?
"Why do you think you may have an obsessive need to clean your weapons?"
Because my mate got shot at twice. One was due to a dirty gun, it hit his vest. Didn't know he was a Vampire then…. Then the second time some bastard changed out his gun and… let's just say. Everything is clean… always.
"So this 'clan' isn't it just really a cult...?"
It's a family ma'am. A very protective Family.
"Our time is up today. Would you like to schedule your next appointment
with my secretary?"
How about no. *gets up* And if you ask any of my people these questions. You'll see that we do indeed exist. *walks out door*
The above is a challenge
bjjones set out on the sylum list. *giggles* Horatio's therapy session. Enjoy.